Top shelf life on a well drink budget.

Welcome To The Official Website of Carly Petrone

Writer, Funny Lady & "Unofficial" Influencer

Welcome! My name is Carly and I will be your writer today…

Whether you’re thirsty for short form copy or a full length TV script, my bar is always fully stocked. Besides being a working writer for over 15 years, I also have my Master’s in Journalism as well as my MFA in Writing & Producing for Television. My passion for storytelling recently led me back to California, where I live with my dog, Pretzel. We both hope to win Emmys one day.

"I thought she wanted a shot of Patron so I poured her one. Turns out she just wanted to close her tab."

- Literally Every Bartender

The Blog

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September Self Care

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Cheers To The Wick-End

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RosΓ© Gummy Bears Recipe

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